just won a stolen shopping cart in a dance off in a parking lot.
shes got a 6th sense for me cheating...the the hailey joel osmound of me getting bjs
the last thing i remember is yelling at the cab driver that i'm really good at drive by vomitting.
I mean two cocks this time. Trust me, I'm not gonna pull the same stunts as last time in this situation
Bonus points if someone shits their pants. Only 1/2 bonus points if it's you
Bonus points are bonus points regardless
Bon Iver should never be played when you just ate shrooms.
I just contemplated drinking cheese dip. And by "contemplated," I mean "attempted and was forcibly stopped from."
There is naked swordfighting and something green and alcoholic going on in the basement. COME. OVER. NOW.
Note to self don't give these guys your number. I've seen more dick tonight than a proctologist sees his whole career
I apparently used the line "I'm a bouncer too so i would know if I were too drunk" then they asked me to leave.
Ps I think male models just broke down outside or maybe gay German sex travelers
There's a guy in a life size dick costume, and two guys with white shirts that are each half if a pair of breasts in a red bra lol. They came separate but when they saw each other there was some titty fucking in the street, it's only 11
Holy fuck where did this cat tattoo on my ass come from
Well, while we went through airport security, I found out Mom got her clit pierced, so there's that.
tell raye i said hi and sorry for bleeding on the limes
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