Now it won't go down.
You've got a gift.
I don't know whether I should be pissed that there's glitter in my bed or proud that there's semen in there too.
just had dinner with my dad's new gf and her daughter.. had to drink a beer to get through it.. she's 19 she has on a disney watch and snowflake earrings
I don't believe these are real court rooms. They look absolutely nothing like law and order.
So he didn't pull out. And I like flipped out. And the he told me to chill and opened up a drawer full of packs of Plan B and handed me one.......
I'm still waiting for my blazer that I left at your apartment, you owe me a blowjob for every day from Thursday on that it's late.
I wanna throw up and cum in that order
I feel like I just gave a blowjob to a freight train.
I'm still drunk. it's summer. I just need a hot dog and an aspirin.
he signed me a blank check so today i get to decide if i want to be a saint or a millionaire
Rainbow fish was a wild success, got wasted at 6 gave away most my scales and made out with max from where the wild things are.You'd be so proud
AMERICA LOVES YOU. RIDE THAT DICK LIKE PAUL REVERE RODE HIS HORSE SO MANY YEARS AGO
anyone can pick a bar fight and pick up a waitress at a bar, not everyone hangout with two wolves. TWO WOLVES.
Why so philosophical about cake and sex this morning?
I know he's only a bandaid for my emotional disrepair, but he can stick me anytime!!
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