I just had to explain to my father, how having two screens plugged into my computer doesn't use more internet.
Those 2 guys from the sonic commercial will be virgins for life.
I was rolling balls and tried to donate blood as an act of kindness to the sick person who would receive it
I inspected his penis with a mini flashlight to check for visible stds...he was clean
frozen drink friday is suspended until further notice
I succsesfully kept my nipples in my dress all night. Even when I got in a fight. I was made for the bar.
We had to leave after he was in the middle of the street yelling "Balls of Steeeeeeeeel!!"
I will pee on everything he values.
2 men making out for 2 seconds to trick a cop so they don't get arrested for being pulled over rolling a blunt is not gay.
I feel like emojis are just meant for explaining sex without using words to make anyone uncomfortable. It's a true gift
I just sneezed and margarita mix and ash came out of my nose. I love jersey
I have really important information for you regarding the furry convention this weekend
Uh oh we had sex and I don't think I like him anymore help
lol hangovers are for mortals.
It figures that the only time one of my videos on Snapchat gets replayed is a video of my Hedonism Bot impression and NOT my nudes
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