I am doing a scientific study and i need a brief description of the underpants you are wearing
I haven't even gone in yet. I'm sitting in the waiting room playing a game i like to call "Who else is here for AA".
FYI angry masturbation is not as cool angry sex
its not a party unless mikie exposes himself
I can hear her moaning. I'm on some random guy's counter. He wanted me to cuddle but I said I didn't know how.
Basically as long as the fan is pointed at my vagina i can cool off enough to sleep.
I think I found out what we're going be for Halloween....Alcohol poisoning victims.
I didn't even have time to sit down and the nurse was like: ''You've been having unprotected sex.'' HOW DOES SHE KNOW?!?
Old woman told me I looked like her son and then she started explaining to me how she wanted me to fuck her
Totally forgot I asked the cop for a theoretical fist bump and he still let me drive away
I might as well walk around wearing a sandwich board and accept the fact that I'm dying single.
She thinks you guys are the gods of the bathroom. If she runs past you naked, give me a heads up
Do you remember when you first moved into my parents house with me and we came home to find that my dad bolted the headboard to the wall
Is it bad that I'm not at all bothered by the fact that to some people I'm simply known as the girl that takes her shirt off?
You have a full penis tattoo of a cobra fighting a mongoose, don't you?
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