maybe touching the ground while going 70 wasn't such a great idea after all..
i just found a bag of weed behind my capital one card. i guess that's what's in my wallet.
I finally got her to squirt but it wasnt a stream, it came out in the form of mist. I felt like I was in rainforest cafe.
turns out making maccaroni and cheese with whipped cream instead of butter is only good when your high
Never again will we have slut saturday. Never.
1 I really miss college walks of shame 2 I think I may have killed this girls cat
did we decide the 'sorry about the threesome' cake was too flippant?
Gees I domt know what your deal was. You kept looking at Nick and shaking your head frantically and doing a weird motion with your hands
Tgat was the small dick alert
I'd just like to inform all involved that walking into a liquor store holding a milk crate at the beginning of a night as stock ends badly
He's gotta be able to drive a truck, make me mac n cheese and give me the best orgasms. That's my perfect man
Hyyypothetically, what would you do if you happened to see my boobs on the internet?
You kept chewing on the empty milk carton and saying "kitty" over and over again. It was an interesting night.
About to go make a man out of a 24 year old boy
As I shove my ninth taquito of the day into my mouth...
Picking our battles
you know you're in deep when you watch fear and loathing in las vegas and every damn scene is relatable.
Well the hawks lost... so, of course, the only logical course of action was a bonfire in the middle of the street.
Randomize
