i'm pretty confident that i watched a woman making love to a german shepherd.
My Higher Power is John Stamos
It's like sexual therapy. We hooked up. And now were talking about our recent breakups.
Emoooo
if I see one grey pube I'm spitting his penis out!
what did gay clubs do before lady gaga
I just learned in bio that our sole purpose for life is to have sex.. so your high number is acceptable. its actually lacking.
Just ordered a clown who does balloon animals. No backing out now.
I have invented a new sport: freshman-watching. I'm sitting on our porch literally dying watching the freshmen run around trying to find parties
If I had to summarise my weekend I would do so using the words "horrifying romanian moonshine"
Tell them to carpool to pride, have a 3way, and if one says 'no thanks' just tell em it's not gay if it happened in a 3way!
Sorry, It's like OkCupid Olympics... categories: best sext, best dick pic, and most effort by ugly. You won gold in the last event if that makes you feel better.
I was at a hookups house and peed in his sink so I wouldn't wake up his mom... drunk me is on a different level
There’s nothing that says motivation more than watching these little geniuses on Kids Baking Championship New Year’s Day. I’m ready to fuck shit up this year.
Hhhaaa He said Peanutburter disinfect lol. Like peanut butter can disinfect stuff. None of those guys are safe
It was like Strip poker and blow, but with Yu-Gi-Oh cards
Randomize
