Kelly, is this rhetorical, or sarcastic? You are very kind & quite beautiful, but we never really evolved into anything & your prevailing ambivalence spoke more than words ever could.
"We" really do not exist-if we ever did. Both of us may have been hoping for more than was possible.
I would enjoy sitting down to talk about the dissolution, but think it may end up being counter productive.
from now on, im only gona ahve sex with my boyfriend.
Do you know of any times in scooby doo when the monster turned out to be a real monster? You know not just a person?
I just watered my plants with apple juice. Look what you made me do.
You drew a lightning bolt on your eye and stomach in eye liner and made me sing Poker face with you in harmonies. I never knew you were still a music major when you were drunk.
A university police officer just hhigh fived me when i drunkenly stumbled into Aderhold. Fucking 5 o'clock somewhere.ITS IN CASABLANCA RIGHT NOW! TIME ZONES!
There's no point in calling it Big Titties Tuesday if girls with big tits don't get anything special
So ive narrowed my options down to getting food or masturbating. Don't judge me
It is 9pm, let the ass parade to the bars begin
You're telling me you've never sent a picture of your cock to a girl and then were all like "Oops, sorry, wrong person! By the way...You like?"
That is NOT what pussyfooting around means. Try that again with your toe and I break it off.
It was like we had a conversation with our eyes.
Was it a good conversation?
It was an awkward, sexual conversation.
turns out my ex girlfriend has become my most successful wingman. life is fuckin weird sometimes
I just got a girl to make out with me just by saying "get at me." Get at me
Sometimes you wanna cuddle and sometimes you wanna get blown in the bathroom.
Randomize
