fix you gags fore go to garrits please? !!!!!!!
What does that mean?
How when the cu k dos I yet u
Focus
yeah she is the one who tells people i beat girls.. which ironically make me want to punch her in the face
Latenightwjoannablackberrywontletmespaceitknowsimdrunk
I wouldnt consider it a good Wednesday if there wasn't any projectile vomit involved
Fine then. I'll just do all this coke on my own this weekend and die. It'll be strictly your fault.
As payment for all the times you have babysat me while im drunk, im giving you the shorts i stole from the guy i stayed with on friday night. They're clean. Come get em.
Standing on the street at 6am in Hong Kong drinking beer. Watching all the hookers do the walk of shame from our hotel. How did I get here? Maybe all my bad choices in my life were really good ones?
I'd introduce you to the guys, but you'd probably make them all fall in love with you
I could do with a Floridian man-harem. Let's do this.
If you've ever wanted to get filthy in a Catholic church before 2 on a Wednesday, I might be your guy.
Medically speaking as your gynecologist and your girlfriend, that is not a rash.
And we're breaking up
Also I'm eating leftovers with a pair of bullet removal forceps (unused) because I don't have a fork.
Clearly I'm trying to change the world one fuck at a time
you DO IT for the people
Of all the kinds of relationships I've had in my life, I'd have to say, lab-partner-with-benefits takes the fuckin cake
Haha we both slept with guys named Brad born on may 1st. This is a proud day for sisters.
My body isnt used to all this fresh air, sun and booze....ok well maybe just the fresh air and sun...its used to the booze.
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