it cannot be done, he is unbreakable.
What?
..he cannot be seduced..she had to have roofied him.
Details.
I swear to god Optimus Prime and Megatron are fighting in my head right now.
even through the webcam i could tell he was aiming for my face/hair
I woke up this morning with a bag of pepperonis in my bed.... and my facebook status was "pepperonis"
Trying not to fart in the comp lab is going to take everything i've got.
he asked me if i "normally slept like that" because i was curled up in a ball facing the wall. then he told me that i woke up in the middle of the night and said "oh my god. i forgot you were here." how did he not understand that i didn't want him in my bed.
he just made me do "this little piggy" to his toes.
Put you drinking hat aside for Tuesday. My buddy is bartending!
I just puked in my drinking hat.
there's a liquor store near my therapist
i might give it a shot.
Found my underwear in a solo cup. That about sums up this weekend.
When and where the fuck did we get a beach ball??
This is the beginning of the end. Testicle Tuesdays and free ball Friday are going to scar people for life
Dude that picute of your balls will haunt my nightmares
Money making scheme, blow job proof mascara. Waterproof is bullshit
slept with a 6'5 mountain man from Montana and then he played 'Girls Just Wanna Have Fun' on repeat..
Dude, the worst part is I can't even pretend it didn't happen because she posted a video of it on Facebook.
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