Bullshit. I know you're watching The Dog Whisperer
That Cesar Milan is captivating
i just fell asleep at my computer and i woke up and in the google bar it said delicious foods to eat
is there a reason why there is cup of piss in the fridge?
no
85% positive I just found a hair of a certain variety wayyy in the back of my mouth between two teeth while flossing.
As weird as that was it was probably the best advice i've ever gotten from a tranny
I can't wait to find out the true size of his penis! Please maintain enough sobriety for an accurate report.
Overdraft my account again. Parents are starting to ask questions. What would go over better a gambling or drug addiction??
Guess who just screamed "Everything happens for a reason!!" in the abortion clinic. This girl.
Good for him. He wanted to accomplish walking across niagara, I'm hoping to accomplish not throwing up tomoro nite, we all have our own priorities in life.
Seeing your one night stand on campus never gets less awkward. Why is Subway the only good place to eat?
i gave up on the vacation being fun the night i ate all the marshamallows out of the lucky charms while everyone else was having sex in the condo
either i huffed spraypaint or ate out that makeup artist. you decide.
I just woke up in my locked bathroom. It's 5 PM. What happened?
She yelled out "MCDREAMY" mid orgasm
Update: He still has devil magic genitals.
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