Good news! Whoever used this stall at Target earlier...not pregnant!
This ain't no lie cnn says sonny n cher's dtr chastity is going to have sex reassignment surgery to become a man named chaz
Not surprised. I always thought Cher was a very passable post op transexual.
I'm at a party watching some dude try to eat a whole package of Oreos in 5 minutes.
Its what jesus would do if there were bud light in his time. I feel obligated.
Ive yelled into your vagina. There are few lines we haven't crossed at this point.
Wasted on the beach. There's children everywhere. A six year old girl even stood over me with her hands on her waist looking down on me as I was passing out by the water
Well... He is a good looking man underneath all the fat and muff.
I HAVE A BLACK EYE FROM A DILDO!! IM GETTING MARRIED TOMORROW! THIS IS NOT A MISSUNDERSTANDING!
The girls danced. I drank. Then I danced cause I was drunk. Then I ripped tim's shirt off cause I'm awesome.
I had an epiphany. If a dude dressed up as Batman to ask me out, I'd prolly marry him.
How do we stop her downward spiral?
Wine. For us.
After 7 months of nothing.. shall we throw your vagina a party? as its reinstatement into society?
It's 4 am here and I just vomited myself awake....Not rising OR shining any time soon
The number of mornings I actually have to say out loud to myself "you must put pants on and go to work" to get motivated is...troubling.
Do you remember telling the Uber driver that "his cologne makes you want to bone"?
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