so i decided to listen to you and went ahead and slept with him. you owe me 3 minutes
Do they fuck in the end of "Lady and the Tramp" or am i just wasting my time
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I can only imagine the horrible things my future wife is doing on spring break right now.
Yea it's a sex scar. But if anyone asks I tripped up carpeted stairs
We looked at pictures of a Texas banjo contest from 2006 for a half hour and then were surprised by who won. That stoned.
I don't remember anything that happened last night past 10.. I made him buy me a Buckeye's Donut tshirt. I have no idea why he'd want to fuck me after that.
I'm kinda amazed by how many times I've texted the word penis today.
I had to break it to her that she was not in fact behind the bushes when she peed on the church last night
I can't hookup with a guy in my car because it smells like Taco Bell..
Come camping we have xanax and steaks
we need to tell them stories about when happens when we're sober so they think they know what they're in for when they're actually completely unprepared for whn happens when we get drunk
Currently doing the walk of shame out of some random girls house with my boyfriend. Talk about relationship goals.
Ahh yes. I lost my pants and swimming suit and phone charger. And I've found out who has them all even while hungover. Successful day. Nice party too.
I kinda just want to steal him and keep him forever
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