Sorry, I have to go home and feed my nepotisms
Sorry, I can't talk, there's a herd of nepotisms headed my way
I'm glad girls dont get visible erections
But, it would have made life so much easier...
I was rubbing the clit just like wikipedia told me to.
I'm so excited for this wedding, I feel like a school girl about to get finger launched on the dance floor at the sadie hawkins dance
So you coming over for some grilled cheese and head?
You hooked up with a kindergarten teacher?
Yea. It's kind of weird knowing that there are kindergarten teachers out there with their nipples pierced.
I decided that Calgary can keep my underwear. They earned it.
Paris has not been good for her. Everytime she has a one night stand from a different country, she buys a mini flag and tapes it to her wall with the others
after all you did bang a few mechanics. you must have got some second hand skills by now for building us a go kart.
Everyone here is taking crazy amounts of mescaline and I'm just over here like hey have you tried the pretzel rolls mmm
It's no longer hooking up, we have definitely graduated to Sport Fucking....
The best thing about this time of year is that all I have to do is add a random mardi gras decoration to my cart full of alcohol and boom, no more judging
I think I'm so comfortable in my sexual relationship because he mostly wants to see me naked with large plates of bacon tastefully placed upon my body
Its a shame I cant put 'bomb ass head game' on my resume.
My ex just brought my grandpa weed. Not sure how I feel about this.
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