...., I just tried brushing my hair wothh a toothbrushg. fail
ps not my toothbrush awkward.
well we can cross tagging a chick in a movie theatre off the list of things to do before we die
a guy in a toll booth on I-90 told me to fuck off for not being a red sox fan. i am going to miss massachusetts very much.
I walk in to see her roommate half naked on their stripper pole. I knew I was home.
She had a maple leaf tattoo behind her ear and told me she liked my "playoff beard".
Only in Canada would your laziness be applied to hockey and rewarded.
masturbating while the coffee brews is the new power nap
His words said "save me", but his penis said "I'll take my chances"
I kind of learned that hotels are unnecessary. Boys will just take you home, but that's tough with a group. I believe in us, though.
Katie told the cabby "when the boat docks I'm getting off with you"
That dog was the best thing i ever touched
Did I fall on/off the boat yesterday? Cuz my right leg looks and feels like if it got hit by shrapnel.
WINE AND FILM. TALK ABOUT AN UPGRADE FROM NETFLIX AND CHILL.
My phone has started autocorrecting "monogamy" to "monogamish"
Your liver needs more exercise - we start training tonight.
Just walked out of the train bathroom after having sex and got a round of applause from the passengers. Definitely the best part of the trip.
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