i think guys can sense when i'm not wearing underwear
My recently uploaded pictures to facebook: Me partying on Beale St. with a single girl on each arm. Ex's recently upload pictures: Several pictures of cats. I win.
she had a my little ponys comforter. i left when she went to the bathroom
mom just called and i was mid bong hit but i answered anyways coughing and sounding rough she the apologized for waking her little angel up. its 2PM
Dude you have to stop using "I eat good pussy" as a pick up line
i just got yelled at for having sex. this sorority thing is worst than being at home. at least at home they think im still a virgin
Fyi when u order four mini bottles of scotch on a 45 min flight. The flight attendants jaw drops to the floor.
you know who we are? We're the female white stoner version of Kenan and Kel.
Omg. I felt like a crazed animal last night. My lesbian instincts burned a hole in my panties.
We spent a good 10 minutes in the morning looking for my clothes. I ended up taking the bus home in my 6inch heels and his baggy t-shirt. The bus was filled with kids... one of them whistled at me.
If I have to give a UPS guy a lap dance, you owe me a drink.
i'm almost positive she was a dude but like it doesn't even matter
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Went home with a dude from UF last night. Just dripped chicken onto my phone and then licked it off. Going to pick up a bridesmaid dress. Mid 20s in a nutshell.
you were walking down the sidewalk and just puked. didnt even stop or slow down and just kept going. i was so impressed i didnt even tell anyone you threw up on passing peoples shoes.
i like beer, sex, and cooking. what more can he want?
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