So I just watched the Lakers/Magic game so I could have something to talk about with him after we have sex this time
Well ya in hindsight obviously offering the cop a jello shot was a bad idea
it's fine if we fail the bar, we were never going to satisfy the moral character requirement anyway
The foreigner finally woke up and the first thing he did was look up a map of the u.s. His destination is to pennsylvania.
throwing up in the shower isnt as glamorous as i expected
since when the fuck is that glamorous?
the cops didn't wanna shut the tailgate down but the strippers weren't allowed to take money without a license or somthing
i woke up and the dog was eating spaghetti off my chest.
My vagina supports interfraternal relations
I hear fucking Christmas music. I'm going to find fucking Santa and tell him to suck a dick and shut up for the next month
Just threw up in the MSO airport men's room. We're at that point this morning.
Come to find out, there is a place where binge drinking and aggressive head butting is completely appropriate. In a mosh pit, Travis is just a regular dude!
An "unreasonable amount of ejaculate" isn't a reason to be angry at me.
I literally woke up walked into the bathroom, threw up and died this morning. Then went to my 8am.
dude igloo, 4 foot bong, and 3 grams of blue dream. will you be my eskimo buddy?
So um... You probably shouldn't post that picture of me and your crotch just because that's a new level of raunchiness that I'm not willing to accept yet
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