the weed was in a baggy that had little penguins on it. i am so excited you have no idea
We're friends with people in his circle of friends so we're half way in. It's like I've already given him a hand job.
in light of our recent drunken behavior, i think it's time we seriously consider hiring ourselves a babysitter.
As much as I'm all for laying on his living room couch, watching spongebob and having spoon sex, it's becoming a routine.
Let's just rave with boners that last for hours
i just feel like the statute of limitations for admitting i plowed through her car last night was up a couple hours ago
We stared down the barrel of pure insanity, took more and the electric elephant god rewarded our fearlessness by giving me golden skulls and naked women crawling out of the walls. I love acid
im not letting a little injury get in the way of my alcoholic/drug problems. we ARE getting turnt tonight.
I'm not winning any crowns in the Miss Emotionally Stable pageant either...
His dick is a spiritual experience and meditation is very important to me.
My car insurance payment showed up today, so no inflatable hot tub for now. Sorry to disappoint.
i just watched a 7 minute video on people making a hot air balloon for their dog and i am a changed person
I didn't want to shower, so I shaved my legs in the pool . That drunk .
Mom saw my dick pic over my gf's shoulder. She told her she really should've had me circumcised.
The good news is I woke up fully clothed, on top of my covers, with a half eaten granola bar. So, breakfast was waiting for me and I’m already dressed and ready to go today.
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