I don't know what you were told but i for sure didn't sleep with any one but steve's couch.
It was fun until I shot a pea out of my nose while throwing up. Left over tuna casarole at 3Am was a terrible choice.
i am doomed to only fuck guys with curved cocks
Please come to History lecture. The kid two seats over is belligerently drunk.
thanks for texting me "so many asians" at 1am...
there were a lot.
I remember seeing his penis I just dont know exactly what I did with it
If the world ends now I want you to know I was on my favorite toilet fighting the good fight.
I gotta say, I do way better with the ladies than I do the men. So if it turns out being gay is a choice, then I'm going to go ahead and choose it.
Bless her heart. Her stupid, drunk, adderall-ed heart.
btw im having a "its finally warm enough for a bbq in Toronto" party tonight. bring all the alcohol you have. and hamburger buns.
I am going to go Miley Cyrus crazy if I don't get sex soon
Headline in the alligator: young zeta goes berserk after lack of sex and is found naked swinging from wrecking ball on university ave, refuses to get down until sex partner is found
She made me a smoothie in the morning.. It was vodka and fruit.
The stripper was super into me until she pulled out my tits then I realized.... This bitch is just using my ass to get MORE TIPS
He spilled some of his beer on your shoulder then proceeded to lick it off. By the face you made, I don't know if you were completely horrified or really turned on.
21st birthday weekend in Vegas has concluded and all I'm missing is my underwear and 'Contacts' icon on my phone home screen.
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