is it cool if i come over and use your computer?
what happened to yours?
i got a little to drunk last night and threw up on it...then i tried to wash it off under the sink.
Nob stitches i do do not bleed anymorr!
you were calling yourself Ulickes S. Cunt.
Oh my god you would drunk register for a marathon.
Can you explain my first weekend back, because there a lot of blacked out gaps and 32 friend requests i would like to know about
Well, I want to see you regardless of whether or not you will lick whipped cream off my body.
NEW INFORMATION meech found me passed out on a bench outside.
The perfect world is just rainbows and rocknroll and good sex. With the occasional stripper ridIng a horse. I spelled occasionally right?
Haha. Last winter I went through this phase where id go to the bars with my own giant goblet and demand to be served white wine and red bull hah
I was carrying around a bottle of Jameson yelling rescue me
So it was all good until she started grabbing my beard and telling me to "roar little lion"
We have to do it Saturday and get a thirty. If i remember correctly it takes me 12 beers to become a wizard
I'm just so full of love and alcohol
raging hangover at work with a lunchable dreaming of the sex ill never have. my life is perfect.
Dude, I'm pretty sure I just drank iced tea last night and yet I'm still hungover. What the fuck is my body anymore ?
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