it was the worst sex ever in the history of sex. i mean ever. and he thought he was great. actually told me he was the best id ever had...what was i supposed to say? lol...i've had better times by myself. seriously.
Learned a lot. Like boys with frosted tips still exist. And that they're sensitive to constructive criticism.
you are my new fav person for making him do the walk of shame in pink footie pajamas!
My grandma put hard boiled eggs on her lasagna. I'm not high enough for this.
She says she'll teach me how to make her squirt tonight so yea, I'm bailing again. I'm not sayin sorry since you don't have a better offer.
His blow is so strong I threw up. Buy it. I'm in nursing school I know what I'm talking about.
I like to get drunk just like anyone else but not to the point of sticking a rubber tube up my asshole
He's writing a strongly worded email to Trojan right now
I TOLD YOU THE BARESKIN CONDOMS WEREN'T AS RELIABLE.
Dude, I can't even reach my asshole to wipe it. I have a lot more to be thankful for this Thanksgiving.
I can't help you there
we will now reference it as "the infamous double dick night"
Are ropes allowed in during conjugals?
It's a mix of hot dirty sex and week old bong water
Well, I could just slap my dick to my phone and see what it says
No dude shes like 5 feet tall and maybe 100 pounds... Normally i wouldnt be scared but someone gave her a bat. Thats why im in the bathroom
I was pretty pissed in the morning when I realized he had fucked the fake tattoo right off my chest.
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