Is it normal that I have to take off my pants to get mouth stitches removed?
This is getting ridiculous. See/touch her boobs=good day. Not see/not touch her boobs=bad day. I am legitimately depressed over the lack of tits in my hands right now.
Its like they don't get that I only talk to them before homecoming, thanksgiving, or any other time I go home. I love highschool girls.
i've never seen someone face fit so perfectly in a toilet bowl
But i guess when you use blowjob as a verb you are entitled to some language allowances
just had to make the 420 edibles gluten free and kosher for passover.
i just complicated the hell out of my summer by fucking him this early on
How is it possible that I am in a completely different city, and there are 2 dudes here that I've banged? How????
I threw up in a mitten on my drive home. Wow.
btw I told him that the only way he was gonna get to eat you out was if he smothered your vag with grits..
He's a prodigy! It would be a service to the scientific community.
15 is 15
Are you doing that thing where you're convinced I made a terrible decision
Daily.
She made sure everyone knew we were doing shots for her dead grandma.
When dressing for a 3way, how do I convey to the other chick I care enough to look pretty but not so much that it's a huge deal?
I walked into the bathroom and there's this 6'5" cop washing his hands. He looks at me and goes, "Heard you singing outside. Sound real pretty."
No more tequila EVER.
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