whats the name of the jew you used to have sex with that lives on evergreen?
be more specific...?
what's the vibe there?
extraordinary amounts of gine
nothing cures the holiday blues like an open bar
So I'm about to go to his house and have "I'm really sorry for cheating on you last night" sex
I didn't know people actually cried after sex.
if he wont fuck me on the stairamster then i dont think theres much XXX shit going down
Now all we have to do is pretend we haven't seen each other naked. Work tomorrow is going to be FUN.
OH. MY. GOD. FUCK HIM. JUST GRAB HIM AND FUCK HIM.
YOUR DICK HAS BEEN IN ME I DO NOT WANT TO BE SET UP TO MEET YOUR FRIENDS
We watched scrubs, then I got a shower blowjob which led to shower sex and the living room floor sex. Now she's baking cookies. I may not be studying, but I'm doing something right.
Giiiirl. Just had a BM that almost killed me.
When he's drowning in your chest and he muffles out the words 'I just want to live here' that's a compliment right?
Then again I went over his house after not hanging out since kindergarten and tried to fuck him so maybe I'm partially to blame here
WE HAVE TO LEAVE. I HAVE HAD SEX WITH WAY TOO MANY PEOPLE IN THIS BUS STATION.
He said he loved me more than Kel loves orange soda
the result of growing up in the '90's
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