sooo how much is appropriate to spend on a vibrator? what if it is really legit looking?
I just went through her cupboards. Eye patch and sword. nowhere near each other. different shelfs.
i just saw a white kid with an afro using a martini shaker as a coffee thermos. go college.
I just used my 7th grade year book to figure out who I hooked up with last night. Being home is magical.
i just overheard a girl at the next table saying she gave up sex for lent
don't you ever do that...
He made sure to throw up on the Mexico side of the border while we were in line at the check point. Then finished by screaming you an have it back. You can have it all back.
Listening to her yell about my drinking problem is not helping my hangover.
It will be a surprise...all i can say is stripper clown
he rubbed his balls on my face to wake me up.. this friends with benefits thing is getting out of hand.
Aww. I feel like I need to kill a puppy just to make room in the world for how cute you are right now
On a not really funny at all but kinda brighter note I've gotten really good at texting in hand cuffs
Am I a bad person for getting my ex to DD me and a random hookup home last night?
Sorry for the milk in the bathroom. I was washing mace out of the one security guys eyes
Signs you do Molly too much. Glow sticks fallout of random articles of clothing on academic row
Dry heaving on campus is my new low. Also, go pats
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