we're at Rob's house and just invented the best drinking game ever....we are on Chatroulette and everytime we see a dick we all have to drink.
I mean we havent seen each other since december and then bam its cinco de mayo and were having sex under a life guard tower taking tequila shots between each position. no big deal
I feel as though I could trust her, I mean she did tell me she was married before we had sex.
i'm so sad bro, I can't get any pussy. I'm so sad
On the bright side, I hit her with the door on the way in
well he is only 50 percent black.. but after last night i am 100 percent not going back
A girl just told me she printed out my pictures and taped them on her wall. I have to stop sleeping with virgins.
after she rolled over and said 'i'm so glad you're like my gay best friend, love you' then left. did i just get friendzoned AFTER sex??
Sex should not remind me of how baby birds get fed
I'm smoking in a kimono on the couch. Bring me gin.
He was like low grade Riff Raff, but I hit it. Twice. His grill popped out the second time.
It's pretty self explanatory. You tried to have sex on the hood of a car in front of everyone
He spilled some of his beer on your shoulder then proceeded to lick it off. By the face you made, I don't know if you were completely horrified or really turned on.
All I remember was my mom walking through the door, and then me asking her if she wanted a hit.
Is it still sex if there's no nudity, no orgasms, but the neighbors bang on the wall and ask you to stop? I've honestly forgotten.
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