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im surounded by vag. Like smog aound LA, i am suffocating in an atmosphere of pussy
We're talking about addictions in class and there's a girl 2 rows in front of me on Farmville. Hello, example.
Gym doesn't open till 11. I'm sure that of the other four people waiting in the lobby, I'm the only one still drunk and only going to the gym to shower.
Some chick in the back of my Psychologhy of Addictions class just did a line off her hand. She tried to make it look subtle.
I got head to The Nanny. Officially gay.
the trail of clothing leading from the bed to the door was in the exact order i needed to put them on. underwear near the bed shoes by the door.
Well im sitting on a futon on a porch at 1:30 in the afternoon drinking boxed wine out of a pint glass next to a chick with a homemade neckbrace. What do you think?
Touche. Dude, I fastened garters. Drunk. I deserve a medal from a drag queen.
Is it sad that I have better conversations with his roommate before or after sex than I do with him in general?
How interesting! I'm adding this to my list of things to discuss with you between fucks.
When she asked why I felt bad I said that it may have had something to do with the gin and cold pizza I had for breakfast.... And then I reflected on what my life has become.
the moment when you open a dick pic with your mom in the car... On your moms phone... Of your dad... Scarred for life
Also, you fell asleep with you hand on and around my cock last night.
dude idk where I am. fuckin like. there wheat field and a horizon and shit. I think I got on a bus? some dude named Sam gave me a pamphlet about Jesus.
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