...so i touched it.
so its thursday, which means its time to resume communication with you
NoDDING MY HEAD LIKE uyuEAH MOViUNG MY HiPS LioKe YEAhhhhhhhhhhh
wow.
we just pregamed for our presentation... gotta love group bonding
I'm basically just sitting in the porta poTty finishing my bottle of champagne bc I am too lazy to carry it back to the tailgate
Slow dancing with the chandelier.
Just had an hour long talk with a woman, turns out she's the mom of the guy i lost my virginity to. Even better his dog was also present.. Meeting the family at its best?
Was it just me or did you also find it awkward when "glad you came" started playing on pandora right after you finished?
You might have to deal with a coked up ex pan American gold medalist wrestler when you get back to the room
He should know he can't successfully wrestle in pudding fully clothed. Amateur.
Have you ever got so drunk that you tasted the future?
For the first time in my life, I still have money by the next payday. Who is this responsible person and what have they done with the real me?
Sometimes I refuse to go through a door until someone holds it open for me because I'm a fucking lady.
TRY TO UNDERSTAND I HAVE MAGIC POWERS HOLY FUCKING SHIT
Been there. Done that. Still have his t-shirt.
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