I gave her the chance to be interesting and she failed. So then I gave her a chance to be slutty and she failed at that too.
The chance that I have herpes may have made me find god
So the weirdest part of it all was he whispered in my ear "can i eat you out on your tredmill?" I dont find him attractive at all anymore
After we hooked up, he left the room and no one has seen him since last night. That kid redefined hit it and quit it.
so the party was at my house but some how i ended up being the only one who slept outside
And I know a few people wouldnt want to even be around high people. Which is sad. But jet packs are cool.
his eyes are fucked up, he bumped into the cabinet while standing in my office, and he's pounding chicken soup, and he must have chewed on 8 pieces of gum before he got here.
Please just tell me how ugly she was so I can bask in the diminishingly small reassurance that might give me
I made mike pull over so I could lay in the grass. He made me get up cuz I looked dead and people were passing. It was like 6:30am.
He is so amazingly handsome. I just wanna fuck every shred of decency out of him.
Is it a bad thing that I'm trimming my nose hairs in anticipation for the 8ball to be delivered?
For the first time in my life, I may be the most normal person in the room.
Update: I am definitely the most normal person in this room. And the least tattooed.
Sometimes the most spiritual fucking thing to do is punch somebody in the face.
He ate me out in the passenger seat of his Range Rover in a Tim Hortons parking lot. I could hear “oh canada” on the radio from a nearby school as I came. Most patriotic orgasm ever!
And the you walked in and said to the only under age dude "IM NOT SLEEPING WITH YOU TONIGHT!!!" You may not have high standards but thanks for not sleeping with my brother!
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