We all just poured out a sip of our drinks for you. One for our pussy whipped homie.
I just want to go some place where I can have a nice night. Grind on men who speak no English, make out with a girl, and not feel judged.
i remember too much of last night for it to have been successful
I fell asleep at the bar. And the bouncer threw a snowball at my face.
well i fell out of the hot tub and tumbled down the hill and kicked a plant in the process.
He's covered in dirt and enchiladas. We're going drinking now.
I see you've set aside this special time to humiliate yourself in public.
I need to cry about outer space to someone. Can I call you?
he congratulated me on my ability to grow long hair after pulling it to see if i had extensions
Can you bring home bongs? Like all the bongs. I need bongs
I AM OFFERING YOU ALCOHOL AND THE CHANCE TO LET ME SAY FUCK IT TO MY RESPONSIBILITIES. HOW MANY TIMES DOES THIS HAPPEN?!
who the fuck is meatball and why is he telling you to nap on the bar
I'm sad about how hungover I'm gonna feel tomorrow.
he looks like the poster child for myspace how the hell does he have other hoes?
Remember, I smoked so you wouldn't have to. I'm like the Jesus of Marijuana.
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