i can't believe i never thought of this: farticle man
I just caught myself dancing like an old lady in the shower. Have I reached the age where booty dancing stops and swaying of the upper body begins?
I wore my underwear in the shower just in case i passed out and you had to come in and get me
our night together was a product of my beer goggles and jennifer aniston-like desperation.
Tell me why I keep soberly hesitating to go pee in fear of breaking the seal. Thank you college.
Wtf just happened. Thought you were in my bed since 3am, turned out I was sharing it w/a drunk girl from the 6th floor lounge...
last night we stole an a/c window unit from a frat. gonna be a great summer
It's a delicate game of how much porn can I look at without the other interns noticing.
my drivers license is super glued to my shoulder and im to hung over to get it off come and help me
Dude she smelled like bar-b-que sauce. I can't think of anything better.
my roommate woke me up with head. more awkward than it sounds.
Well, I crapped my pants in front of her entire family, was laughed out of their house, and I had to walk home with shit stained pants. So, yeah, it went really well.
I woke up in a limo in long Island, Ny this morning. Talk about a black out
See that doesn't work because we've had sex so its awkward for you to call me mom
btw...it's noon and i'm sitting here drinking wine and eating pixie stix. I really need to find something to do...
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