Don't know whats worst me sharding on her a bit or her believing me when i told her she did it...
I don't know what's more pathetic, the fact that you dated him or the fact that it took a Taylor Swift song for you to break up with him.
if you can see her tanning goggle line that's officially a deal breaker
We fucked standing up with my right leg over his shoulder. Thank you mom and dad for having once enrolled me in gymnastics. It has finally paid off
And i laid in the yard with carrots on my chest cause i wanted a bunny
he said it was like fucking a big sack of slut potatoes
he made his penis look like a sprinkler when he was coming. it was pretty cool actually.
She made a roadhead CD. Can I marry her?
We spilled a whole bottle of mouth wash and then proceeded to roll around and make out in it. At least I smell minty fresh.
So much to do, haven't done anything except hook up with sailors and work on my tan.
And in that, my finest lazy stoner moment, I used my cleavage to hold my bowl steady while I packed it laying down in bed.
To this day, I regret not having sex in the bathroom
I wasn't supposed to sleep w him. So of course I sent him gps location to my bed.
WHY IS THERE A GOLD FISH IN MY BONG??
You're like the Miss Manners of anonymous gay sex.
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