We started hooking up and a group of freshmen outside my window started chanting my name. Encouraging yet distracting
We're not in high school anymore. I'm not going to pretend to be impressed as he butchers my favorite songs on his guitar. I just wanted to get laid.
Well, I'm at the grocery store wondering whether I exist or not.
Rumble strips road head = magical
get ready to load up the weird cannon and blow a load of buck-wildness all over the place people
So I just bought e from my sophomore home ec teacher. How's your weekend going?
Hey douche face I just want you to know, if you ever got hit by a bus, I'd really miss you.
Only if you died obviously.
So after my hot dog popped out of the bun and fell to the ground I tried to pick it back up and eat it. He had to kick it away from me to stop me from trying to pick it back up and eat it. I like him.
I feel like I got hit by a truck. And I vaguely remember getting into an argument with a passive aggressive Ron Burgundy in a onesie- grown man, not a baby- about the pronunciation of New Orleans
I mean I've seen her tits but I don't know what her voice sounds like
was that the third sophomore you've banged this week?
third one in three days
He has fairy lights round his bed.. And played Jamie cullum when we had sex... Hes batting for the other team right?
She's got a shotglass necklace, running down the street asking people to "fill her up". Get here.
Ps can u get with my cousin? He's a freshman at uconn and he's very attractive but like were related....
I once left mine in my bra and I forgot and I didn't notice it was there until it vibrated.
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