just used a blowie as payment for him having to take the dog out to let her poop.
Fact: The drinking you do in college doesn't affect your liver in real life.
video games are the ultimate cock blocker
I negotiated the purchase of an entire tray of like 50 jello shots for $8.
Everything was good until you pulled the bartenders hair because she cut you off
Currently coming up with judgment, the game. Works well on buses, will probably be more entertaining in bars.
Uh yeah. I ate a brick of cheese. Didn't even cut it. We were admiring the teeth marks I was leaving. We decided it was the negative of my mouth
Fuckers are stealing our internet and making my porn stream slowly so I changed the password for VanceRefrigeration to RyansaCunt. No spaces but capitalization.
Last night I passed a kidney stone as I came inside her. Worst. Experience. Ever.
You were making out with a freshman and said you wanted to back to his place. Then when you got to the door to leave you said "never mind." He sad it wasn't fair and you got all serious and told him "welcome to the real world kid."
We learned many a lesson today about drug use in canoes
He got in a fight. Then called me drunk to see if he should bail his friends out, or walk through a Taco Bell drive-thru. True love.
Please note that in response to your post about your dog's jaws clamped hard around a stick, I did not comment, "Takes after his dad." You're welcome.
wait he has a twin??? which one did you fuck
yes
Nothing like having a family watch you dry heave at the end of the dock
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