I wanna bring you to show and tell
do u usually make out with people before telling them your name???
is it bad if I use the term bowl as a measurement of time, as in how long it takes to smoke a bowl?
I don't even know how sober sex starts anymore
Semi hypothetical question. Do you think its physically possible to bruise your clit?
I can't look at him without thinking about his cum face
I just took my birth control on the way to class with a 1/2 melted jello shot I happened to find in my purse from Friday night. I told you I was going hard this year.
She saves ONE person's life while blacked out and now she's positive anything can be done "while fucking hammered"
My diabetic professor who apparently didn't eat anything all day keeps passing out. I gave him a joint. He's gonna be fine.
Friend as in 'I used to have sex with her' or friend as in 'I still want to have sex with her'?
oh man that would be weird.. i feel like we should do dirty things before anything super intimate like a massage.
My neighbor is burning all of her ex's things in a metal drum outside the window. Guess who's going to make a new friend?
Fantasizing about the apocalypse is fun and shit until the conditions that could lead to one suddenly seem feasible
we had sex while we waited for the thai food... a which will come first type of situation
Drugs and unwanted pregnancies are the only things that I'm good at. College comes in at a close third.
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