im not an educated person. i just do things. and it works out in my favor
turns out making maccaroni and cheese with whipped cream instead of butter is only good when your high
Would you get mad if I held a "how many dick pics can you get in one night" competition with my friend?
For once I want to have sex without having to google the after effects of it.
I'm not about to serve this country to fuckin not have rum and cheezits for breakfast
Yeah even if I got stabbed it would be worth it
And THIS is why we get drunk. No good story, documentation, or event happens by eating a salad. Alcohol consumption leads to good things
I don't send those kind of pictures unless the recipient has already been up close and personal with it. I don't give previews, but I will provide recaps.
Dude he took a shit in the lake and it just floated around and lingered near our boat for 2 hours. I fucking hate that kid
I told my fuck buddy that I wanted one of his arms to take home with me to hold onto in bed and he was hurt that I didn't want to bring him, like as a person, home to my family. I feel like you and only you could appreciate this.
Oh, in response to your "does dating get better" question...I feel like penises are getting smaller nowadays. Its been several years since I saw a good 8+ incher.
When you accidentally text the wrong guy for a dick pic and your surprised you get one In return. He just got on my "to do" list
I went out with a plan. I came home with a Brian. THIS WAS NOT PART OF THE PLAN.
Im pretty sure breakfast wine is a thing, and if it isn't, I just invented it
i have a strong feeling that today will be a naked day for me...i don't feel like doing shit
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