we dont do blackfin have a good night :)
I'm pants shitting drunk right now
Have fun fixing the bed from last night Bob Villa.
At least you didn't call me Brittany this time
I just talked to a CEO of a fortune 500 company while pooping. I LOVE being self employed.
not allowed to tweet this cos she's following me but i definitely just got head in a stairwell of the university of chicago. wanted you all to know.
Today in psych we learned that you are a whore.
Me specifically?
Yep.
we ate a 40 pack of string cheese and watched an entire washing machine cycle.
he's downstairs watching tv with my family... I called the home line so my mom could bring me my make up bag cause my real face would prob make him delete my number
I'm at the point in my life where I'm trying to get guys I've fucked to give a ride to guys I'm going to fuck.
its not you its me. and by that i mean i am more interested in having random one night stands with random hot girls then having the same normal sex with u.
Just had sex in an ice hut. What have you done with your holiday break?
Just switched my underwear without taking my pants off don't ever be ashamed to be related to me
He wanted me to come over on Christmas...inviting your fuck buddy over for the holidays is just something you don't do.
Donated a pint of blood at 6 and pub crawl started at 7. Thank your lucky stars I'm still alive today.
She was gone when I unblacked out, but she had nailed her panties to the wall and wrote “Colleen’s Dick”with a sharpie on the wall. No idea where she got a hammer and nail
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