ahhh, you guys look like a cute little family in the cop car!
Was it a mistake telling him I couldn't get the abortion until I was 2 months along on the first date?
Just got a lecture from Dad about how I need to be more responsible and start buying my weed in larger quantities so that i can save money. Like he was serious and kind of disappointed in me for not adapting to his method earlier.
Dude it was weird. The strippers vagina tasted kind of like your mother's.
The freshman sure do fuck up the whataburger line at 2am
She has no definite jawline and all of her photo's have Ke$ha quotes as captions followed by a "<3" Even by your standards that is embarrassing.
How do you set tits on fire ? I swear her tits were on fire.
I'm on my way, but at some point we're going to have to settle who gave who crabs the last time
Im tired as fuck but i cant leave him here like this i gave him the acid and i feel the responsibillity to put his mind back together its fun im an architect about to about to construct a whole new belief and moral system inside this soul. Talk about the best psychothearpy
Also I think I'm starting to get calluses on my hands from my level of sexual activity
Chris used to fill up a Camel Back for thirsty Thursday. God I really miss him, do you remember when he gets out of jail?
She mentions her boyfriend one more time, I'm taking her home and breaking that shit up.
I was desperate and wasn't about to let my cereal get soggy so I ate it on the toilet. Don't let me repeat last night.
This is a weird combination of planning and sexting but whatever
BRB. These cougars are squabbling over my junk and one of them is offering to pay my tuition
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