dude i just saw the hottest 13 year old but she was kinda ghetto.
So A**** bought my story about how my hickey was a bruise from wrestling
on one hand i'm glad that i'm not in trouble...on the other hand i realized that the reason i cheat on her is because she is so stupid
remember what we learned. dont lure girls w/ food at the bar. u dont want those ones
there's no toilet paper. I'm using wheat bread.
The only bad thing about this relationship... my forearm strength is dwindling
my professor saw me buying beer for the super bowl and said go patriots. thats how i know im getting an A in his class.
Let's play, "guess how long my Neighbours have been watching me dance naked".
i'm pretty sure i can feel a baby kicking just looking at him. if he didnt impregnate you, you officially have an iron-clad uterus.
Probably twitter. Never underestimate a psycho girl with wifi
I literally just biked home like I was on the last leg about to win the tour du France. Fuck diarrhea
He expects to fuck my tits but will ignore me in public.
I'm sure you're still partially crippled from thar blow job on Saturday, so I understand it's probably difficult to text.
I'm hosting my annual valentine's day party tomorrow with every hookup I've ever had. thoughts on how it will turn out ??
We were too tired to finish having sex so we just stopped to eat the cheesecake and passed out. I didn't mind
He climbed on the counter and announced it was time for something called The Cocktacular and all the girls immediately left. He cockblocked the entire fraternity!
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