Did your girl go home? Did she have fun? Can we have our friend back?
proudest moment: just made a guy walk into a parked car with his mouth hanging open cause of the shirt im wearing.
he said i look beautiful when i cum. i think i'm in love.
Why didn't you tell me that Dad was a registered sex offender?
We were going to tell you eventually, how'd you find out?
Our school resource officer showed us how to use Family Watchdog and pulled up his picture.
is it bad that the only reason i knew what antidote meant in class today, was from years of playing pokemon?
They just yellow carded someone for spilling a drink because it was a party foul. Love germans.
Yeah i knew he wasn't okay when he told me he was "seeing his vision"
votings over. no more wacking it to anti christine o'donnell ads
Tell me you didn't have sex with my dad.
We fucked in his mom's shower and all I could think about was being too old to be sneak banging while someone's mom was out of town and how much mildew was on the shower curtain. Fuck you, Adulthood.
You woke up, laughed, proceeded to throw up on me and then passed out again.
if I open my eyes, my head will explode. that hungover.
That's MADAM THUNDERCUNT to you
I'VE LOST MY DIGNITY, MY PRIDE, AND EVEN MY BOOTY CALL. HAPPY THANKSGIVING.
well i blew him then my wife blew him, so im guessing we'll be seeing him around, yeah
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