When I saw him standing at full height, I realized exactly how much his body structure reminds me of his penis.
There is no way he is gay with that hair.
You sprayed lemon pledge on your crotch because it was "dusty"
The doctor put me on 3000 mg of amoxicillin a day. Which, for a sinus infection, seems pretty excessive to me.
Maybe he was just trying to knock out any potential ghonorrhea you might be carrying around.
Ah, my reputation precedes me.
I just reenacted what a cuntadactyl would act like by putting straws in my mouth as teeth and roaring, Plz come get me.
its not a holiday until ive ruined the family picture because im drunk
Just think of all the blizzard sex people are having right now
mind if i send you a dick pic? so you can see what she wasn't doing right?
I think you're going to have to drive me to white haven. I don't know if my brain can handle having my mom drop me off at a strip club.
My way of showing team usa support, bronze: handy silver: bj gold: home run. God, I'm patriotic
Great news! In less than 2 hours, I'm ripping your underwear off with my teeth!
All I'm saying is the next time I see him naked, there better be something in it for me that doesn't end in bailing him out of jail.
What's the best way to tell a guy he can call me when his impending divorce is finalized?
I just met a drunk old lady with a bedazzled life alert alarm around her neck. I love casinos
when the cops came she just started yelling at them "Fuck the police! freedom of speech bitches!"
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