did he really ask u insert a warm banna in ur anal?
The best time of year to be high is WHEN THE KING CAKES ARE HALF OFF BECAUSE MARDI GRAS IS OVER YEEEEEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHH
I'm gonna sleep with her just to prove to my roomate that shes a slut and he's wasting his time
I had to close one eye to read the questions on my final this morning. That hungover.
I just want to do a slip-and-slide into a giant pool of jello shots right now.
I'm drinking carlo rossi straight from the jug. I don't have any clean cups...how am I still at this point in my life...
she left around the point i tried to tie her hair around my dick
The rest of us are chipping in to soundproof your bedroom. This is getting ridiculous.
Just had to masturbate in the bathroom because mom changed my room into a "knitting" room. I hate coming home.
All I could think about while he was going down on me was that his moustache reminded me that I want to try something new with my pubic hair.
I rubbed his back while he puked for an hour and then ended up getting laid when I tried to put him to bed, best puke and rally I've ever seen.
Nothing tops off the night like giving emotional and spiritual guidance to a 70 year old transvestite.
Don't remember anything. Melissa just said I kept saying welcome to the bat cave
May I the honors of taking your dick tonight?
The honor would be all mine.
When my card got declined you bought the vibrator without me even asking. This is what friendship is.
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