I just did your MASH and your life is pretty unfortunate. Youre marrying the tech guy for love. you live in a shack and you're a hooker and you make $1 a day. you drive a brown limo and you have 7 kids
So you maybe wanna hang out again? I could use the $5
Whatever I can do to help stimulate the economy
WE WERE REALLY IN A PORNO LAST NIGHT
There's a Sam Adams brew house. How were we not supposed to go
do you think theyll let us bring mariachis to the strip club?
He gave me his business card. It was a Justin Bieber trading card with his number written in sharpie. I have to call him don't I?
He only talks to me during the summer and it's probably because I let him fuck me in my pool last year.
He said I was the "egg mcmuffin" of blowjobs. I'm flattered.
What did he say? I couldn't hear him over the sound of how awesome his beard is.
I will pre answer that I did not see it the fun way. He was peeing outside.
My day may involve a drug pinata. I LOVE MY LIFE.
Glad to know I rate above a cabbage on the parenting scale.
She went outside in nothing but her panties and came back inside 15 minutes later wearing a different pair of panties.
I think I may have just taught my whole hall how to give a good blow job. So this is college.
I feel like a girl who eats her problems away with fast food.
When all else fails, you can always look down at your enormous penis.
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