Can the rest of this semester just go by as a montage?
i had the all of mcdonalds chanting USA as he motorboated you
This titty bar has wifi. I just did FaceTime stage side
Hes flirting with her via the sauce packets at taco bell....... I have no words
There's two big trays of water in our freezer. I just hope they freeze by Saturday. for the ice luge.
its Wednesday...
they're reeeeeally big trays
I actually enjoy jerking off to her facebook more than I enjoy actually fucking her. Just something with our generation
Biggest penis I've ever pity fucked
come over after work tomorrow, liz and i will make all of your wildest dreams come true. so long as your wildest dreams involve drinking champagne at my house with two girls who won't have sex with you.
the evidence from last night is not good...
what evidence?
my underwear is on inside out, and there are french fries in my hair...
I remember you licked my face and said that's all you're getting
He said and I quote "Had to beat one off in the Burger King bathroom before I went over." Thats somebody that takes pride in his work.
But see that's the thing. I know i'm better looking than you, I just want you to be continually in a state of shock and awe that you could ever get a girlfriend this hot. You know?
All I've been thinking about for the past 12 hours is sex and SEAWORLD
he only noticed i dyed my hair purple like halfway through sex and he looked really shocked and he just said "You look like Barney." as he came.
He let me eat chexmix while we fucked... I think I love him.
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