Btw I've read that book you bought me...And I'm such a bitch now
But I don't think guys love me
Please, let me fuck your mom
I sold my books for weed money!
Finals don't start for a week...
i'll never see her again. i cant remember her last name. this is like cinderella except prince charming drank too much jameson and couldnt save a phone number properly
For once I'm glad there wasn't morning sex. Yes, that sore from the night before.
I take that as "no I'm not driving you to the bar in a blizzard"
I started blowing him in North Dakota, and I finished the job in Minnesota. Oh, the places road head can take you.
Get here, there are important joints to be smoked and pies to be eaten
Would it be inappropriate to trade Christmas cookies for sex?
There's a woman at the bar holding a baby with one arm and doing shots of GM with the other. The baby is crying. I have lost faith in humanity.
You were literally hanging out the window and dancing to the remix to Ignition when we drove you home
Got stuck at my fwb place for three days because I decided sex was more important than my safety in the weather. Worth it.
Went home w the NY Islander in a NY Rangers jersey, needless to say he was pissed
He knows whenever I get drunk I'm going to call him and make fun of his major. Its like a reverse booty call.
I was really hoping my 420 would involve a lot more weed and a lot less buttholes
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