Wasted at the beach. Toasting underage, overdeveloped girls. God bless 'em.
im marching my happy ass in there and im not leaving until he cheats on his girlfriend!
My brother brings gifts into my room to wrap them. It's a pizza cutter and a box of condoms..
I just blew my nose and little bits of weed came out.
You told him you loved him!?
I mean if he translated "Zi luve ku" as that then yes.
Apparently she ran into the Emergency Room declaring "ROOM, PLEASE" as if she were checking herself into Holiday Inn.
I stole an ensure out of their fridge and started chugging it. That was when Maria made me leave.
College: when you have to set an alarm to start drinking
I'm drawing the line at your vagina. I will not accompany you to get that pierced and/or tattooed. There's got to be some mystery to our relationship.
Well that's my green light to bang ur brother. Its not real til its on fb
he threw his shirt and suit jacket out the window of the uber going home
I had sex with him and I blame the Doritos
How does one acquire holy water?
Do you know this guy sitting in front of us? Asking for my vagina.
I watched a compilation video today of a guy banging his sex doll to edm music. I just had to tell someone.
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