Got a little crazy huh? Happy st pattys day. None of you have any idea where my credit card would be do you? How do i always lose
I chugged a bottle of robotussein and i ducking saw a blind lady on a purch sewing a shirt! And a tree portal
Was just hit on by a guy with 2 kids and one was named Rocky. I need to get out of Buena Park.
I cut you off after you tried to do a shot out of a neti pot, down your nose.
explains the nose bleeds.
i don't want a singing card. it disturbs my hangover. give me a pack of cigs taped to a bottle of wine and fuck me without a condom. happy vday baby.
I mean I woke up wearing my bathing suit which blows my mind
Fun fact: Antibacterial soap will not take the combined smell of bbq sauce and vagina off your hands.
Gees I domt know what your deal was. You kept looking at Nick and shaking your head frantically and doing a weird motion with your hands
Tgat was the small dick alert
Doing lines off a plate that says, "things go better with coke."
So then I proceeded to the kitchen to make my "specialty," which consisted of a frozen veggie burger topped with peanut butter. I guess he ate it too.
How much morphine is too much? Keep in mind that I'm going to my graduation dinner with my parents.
Based on your 5AM twitter activity I gather you found MORE FREE COKE??
And if you ever tell anyone that I have emotions ill kill you
I'm pretty sure his cum gave me swimmer's ear.
Just cuz u chase vodka with sweet tea doesn't make it sweet tea vodka
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