But do you think a lot of ppl use facebook as a masturbation supplement to porn?
Let me make clear that I am not a facebook masturbator
i think ur clone was at the club last week. she slapped some tall girl in the face who tried to steal her spot on the podium. i dont know if ur like her, but she seemd like a ninja badass with superpowers
you'd think he'd be slightly more humble with a penis that small
that would be two times in a week with two different guys.
they have the same name so it only counts as one guy right?
I have never made a good decision in that bathroom...
Btw...I puked in my hand last night and threw it on the floor. Don't let me do tequila ever again.
We're gonna have horrible, horrible babies.
Did you hear me? I HAVE THE CONTENTS OF AN NBA PLAYER'S CONDOM IN MY BEDROOM TRASHCAN!! This shit is potentially worth millions of dollars to a fertile young female who is ovulating. How do I sell it fast??
Did we almost burn down the bar last night? I guess flaming shots were a bad idea.
I AM A HOUSE CAT. I CANNOT DO THIS LION BUSINESS WE CALL THE SINGLE LIFE
He is so sweet! He thanks me for sending him dirty pix. I should keep him.
I jammed my finger giving him a hand job. Don't ask how, I'm still trying to figure that out.
He whispered "Are you feeling it now Mr. Krabs?" when he was inside me. That is NOT my fetish.
Now after not puking, next step is not to do the accent when immigration says "hello."
But like, I don't remember getting hit with the door... I just come out from peeing and there was blood running down my face.
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