Dude i dont know how people can complain that waterboarding is such a bad thing. I just sat through a fucking puddle of mudd show. Now thats torture
come outside for a special surprise it involves huge boobs
dude can i febreze my hair or is that slutty?
beer pong: waldo and ernie vs. bacon and eggs... i love halloween
I like the one of me you and her but you're looking at me...Total foreshadowing right there. I'm cropping it
he passed out at 11 at a party. he deserved to be stripped down an duct taped to the floor
So our 'date' consisted of getting drunk off champagne at four and photo-bombing the shit out of tourist's pictures all over the city. Thoughts?
Normally I would go for him, but there's just way too much vodka under the bridge for that
2048oz a keg...divide that by solo cup... comes out to 128 beers...simplifies into 5.3repeating cases...drinkable between two people
and u failed math?
I may or may not have just ruined a marriage. But in my defense I got all my drinks for free tonight.
I accidentally KO'd a baby in the airport. Thought you should know.
STDs are my biggest fear, besides whales. They're so fucking big.
Don't even start with me. You know damn well if you walked into a bathroom with two girls naked in the shower you would stay too. Regardless how drunk I was or whether or not you were my ride.
Sustenance and doggy style.. the only two things I need
I really just gave up on masterbating because I'm too tired. I really am getting old.
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