What do you say about some mid-afternoon anal?
I just mistook a monk for someone with the newest colored snuggie.
he then started listing things that have been up his butt, never drinking in boys town again
Life after highschool has not been kind to her. She looked fatter than Luke Wilson's face in those AT&T commercials.
She literally thanked me for asking before I put in her ass
I'm going to fuck him so hard that his dick is going to fracture
Glad to see your being a lady about this
my host sister just stared at me as i knocked over the lamp, then took out all my chocolate, walked into the bathroom, and locked the door. i'm officially the worst exchange student ever.
Whenever there is a ShotSki involved, I have no excuse but to drink, right? It's like a rule.
siamese drinking twins saturday is a go ... bring duct tape.
Would 7 layered rainbow jello shots entice you?
You came down the stairs dressed as winnie the pooh and kicking cups off the table and out of people's hands
Lol yeah. Because I just woke him up to blow him for being hot.
I've never known a porn star before
There's not even an emoji for this
Do you think they manscape in the zombie apocalypse?
I got really stoned and got my certification as an ordained minister. How productive has your day been?
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