i jus pukd everywherw but i took a showr, come cuddle
I don't even want to think what you did to boys being that drunk and horny.
Then I wouldn't suggest looking at the pictures from last night.
Then you ran outside and said you were gonna give the snowman a blowjob
2010 has been the year of the Eskimo brother. Let's see how many igloos we can shack in next year
she looks like she scalped a horse for her weave
nope im down the street in my car watching the front of her house. its actually less creepy than it sounds
Just remembered I hit myself in the face with a bottle then did the nose test and decided I was still good. Don't think anyone noticed.
Woke up in the front yard with a chalupa and a firecracker in my back pocket. It's what the founding fathers would want
Omg. I felt like a crazed animal last night. My lesbian instincts burned a hole in my panties.
I'm treating this like a real date. My boobs aren't even out.
I'm so proud, I have tears
If you can't accept me drawing a Santa hat on your penis then we can't be friends
He said he's in to distance fucking. I thought he just mean long durations. We fucked on a towel all the way down his tile hallway accross his kitchen and into the living room
You should frame my arrest warrant.
It turned from Netflix and chill to cringeworthy YouTube videos and chill. At least he's honest.
I texted him "my vagina is pounding for you"
I know, you made me proof read it.
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