this girl looks like the female version of brooke hogan
No, no, no. Fuck you. I took a glass blowing class solely to learn how to make that bong. You shattered it and my dreams in a matter of five seconds.
she's using motion activated glade air fresheners as some sort of early warning system
After throwing up, the toothpaste tasted so good. Thank you for not letting me eat it.
You are number one in my heart. But in the dick Olympics you're disqualified.
E drugging s springing. Ease dnt Kate. To t e. ess e I meant thou.
yeah its nbd she just bit me in the face. be there soon
It's official, I need to start putting my vagina's needs before my own.
I think it says something about my life when I start picking up girls while im in rehab. And I don't think it's good.
I think they're German
Just say lederhosen and see what happens
At 27 it's no longer called 'slutty', it's called having a healthy sex life...
But think about it. I could put her gold medal around my penis
I will rip it off your body in ways are socially offensive but you still kind of like.
Can't be considered a walk of shame if you pick up donuts on the way home
We need a kiddie pool and lots of cornstarch
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