i'm pissing behind 7/11. if you guys leave... i'll think it's funny too
I just saw a homeless man dressed as a pirate. I love san francisco.
Hawaiian shirts and no dignity
We are always on the same wavelength...kinda eerie.
sometimes i look at this picture of your cock before i go to sleep, there's something comforting about it
I just lost $50 at the races, got drunk, and woke up to my ex-gf. Apparently the good decisions kept on rolling...
he said he "kind of had sex before.. Barely" i think it was one of those situations where you slide into home and get tagged out.
Can you explain to me how i got kicked out of a bar last night, from outside the bar?
Please. Last time I saw him I awkwardly pulled his rat tail until it got too weird
They were taking shots out of the caps of perfume bottles. This is too much for me.
We stayed up until 4:20 AM. The next thing I remember was waking up at 4 PM, like my internal alarm clock knew.
Trying to coordinate a drug deal while taking a psych test is not easy.
His favorite stripper is going to jail. He's taking it pretty hard
His idea of a night out is drinking beer in the driveway. He's been on house arrest too long
on a scale of one to ten where does vomming from being hungover during a professionalism lecture fit
Wait, like drink with real Phil. Or Phil, the cat that sometimes lived in your closet in Myrtle Beach?
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