You'd love this place it's beautiful. Plus these people smell like garlic
i just woke up in a strange room and the first thing i saw was a chewbacca mask... wtf
This is evicking siegelnvs
Im sorry?
This is fucking ridiculous*
she looked like she should be chained to micheal vicks radiator
mom and dad googled us on the weekend. i love the internet less than i did on friday.
I just want to go some place where I can have a nice night. Grind on men who speak no English, make out with a girl, and not feel judged.
And I'm supposed to be surprised that you got another concussion?
As I climbed in the bathroom window from the room I noticed both him rommates staring and talking about me in the hall...
Hey, 'thunder cock' as proud as I am for you getting laid, could you put a muzzle on her? I have to be up at 5, thanks.
Too high to move please buy hi-c and pour it in my mouth in exchange I will marry your first born child
I need a therapist, but moreover we are going to be really drunk.
But you can still look for dick after you find Jesus.
I drunk-cried for all conjoined twins everywhere the other day.
He told me I was his first American. I feel like I should've brought a flag to plant on him.
I mean...he danced with his dick still inside of me. What more could a girl ask for?
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